Idea!

I just had the most brilliant idea! It's a car engine, and guess what? It runs on water. You see, it takes water, and turns it to steam to provide the power to run the car. And then, like, it wouldn't leave any fumes, just water. It's a sort of ... of ... steam engine! It's brilliant, I tell you! I'm surprised no-one's thought of this before.

My meatball sub recipe:

INGREDIENTS:
2 1/2 lbs. ground beef
1 medium onion, chopped
8 cloves of garlic
1 jar of tomato sauce
1 dash of salt
1 pinch of smoked paprika
1 package of sliced provelone cheese (the circular kind)
3 mini-baguetts
1 package of shredded cheese
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DIRECTIONS:
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C).
Place beef into a large mixing bowl.
Mix in some tomato sauce to make it easier to stir, and for flavor.
Chop up the onion.
Rush outside to escape the evil onion fumes.
Recover, place chopped onion into the beef mixture.
Chop garlic, add to the mixture.
Add salt and paprika.
Try to pat the mixture into meatballs.
Realize the mixture is too watery because you used too much tomato sauce.
Go to the store to get more beef to balance it out.
Stir in the beef, make the mixture into meatballs.
Place the raw meatballs on a cookie sheet, place in oven for 10 minutes.
Realize that the meatballs are burning (thank you smoke alarm [/sarcasm]).
Remove meatballs from oven.
Place provelone cheese in the mini-baguetts.
Follow up with the meatballs, more tomato sauce, and shredded cheese.
Place back into smoking oven until the cheese melts.
Cut subs in half, and serve with chips and watermelon.
Cheat and eat chips out of the bag.

Quote of the Day:

"Hail to the deva, he who drinks of the light of man and expands himself and looks like a right big chicken!"

Can anyone guess where this quote is from? Anybody?

TMNT

Well, tonight was movie night at karate. They were showing the new TMNT movie, the one that was in theaters just a couple months ago. Now, it's a great idea, but I managed to discover a minor flaw in the plan. You see, you've got a bunch of little kids constantly standing up, moving about, and making noise during the movie. Now, this wouldn't be much a problem, except that the little buggers kept blocking my view. And it's an action movie. You see where this is headed?

Still, even when you can't see the movie, there are certain things that are hard to miss. For example, one of the main antagonists, Winters, was voiced by one of my favourite actors, Patrick Stewart. And the fact that the animation style is very similar to that of Shrek. And just how much one tends to fidget when he if forced to stand up the entire movie just to see what's going on because some brat in a football shirt won't sit down. You know, just for example.

D&D Blues (and greens)

As some of you may know, a good friend of mine, Orion, hosts a D&D campaign from time to time. Unfortunately, since he's leaving for college in a state halfway across the country in a few days, yesterday was his last session. So, in tribute, allow me to give you, the reader, a recap of our last campaign.

[The rest of this post is presently reserved for this information, as soon as I can type out the details. Hey, I can't remember every single name I hear! Besides, it's late here, and my bed calls to me.]

Party Time, Take 2

No, this is not another "Charles River" incident. I actually did get to go to a party last night, a sort of "back to school party" me and the 'rents were holding. Actually, it was more like a "going off to college dinner", but why quibble over details? More on that later. But first off, a small piece of good news.

My computer's working again! Well, not quite working, perse, but I have managed to access my comp's Safe Mode. And, as you can see, it even has net access. All the comforts of home, no? Even moreso, actually, because it's way faster. Now if I can just get the screen back to the right size, it seems to be stuck at 800 x 600 pixels....

Back to the party. You see, me and two of my friends are going off to college in September. Dan, Orion, and me, to be exact, though just a couple classes in my case. So Dan, his brother Josh (another friend of mine), Orion, and his brother Chiron (see "Josh") came over, and Dan brought his DDR pad. We ended up spending the night playing DDR, surfing the net, and playing Star Fox Assault. And eating dinner, of course.

Today, I got behind the wheel of a car for the first time (well, on the east coast, at least, I've had plenty of practice on the west coast). Me and my mom went out to Ayer, so I could practice my driving skills. On the way there, I got a little carsick, teaching me a valuable lesson: never read in a new car. The nauseating smell plus me reading the car's owners manual? Motion sickness, holding on line 1. Still, once I got behind the wheel, all of that evaporated. Well, mostly. I did feel a tad bit outta sorts, but I think it was just a relapse of my previous carsickness. Still, I'd like to think I did quite well.

Well, that's it for today. I'll try to get those underwater photos scanned, so I can post them here, by tomorrow. Until then, au revoir, amis!

Spiderman, The Lucky Star

Spiderman, spiderman, breaking it down like a spider can....

Actually, the spider wishes he could dance this well. It said so in an interview. Anywho, I got a kick out of this, I hope you do too.