What's so exciting, you ask? Is the Large Hadron Collider up and running? Has someone developed a solar panel with 80% efficiency? Have I, the author, finally gotten my hands on a Wii?
No, this is even bigger then that. Today, for the very first time in known history, the MBTA bus actually arrived on time. Not 5 minutes late, and even better, not 5 minutes early. It actually arrived exactly when it was supposed to. I know, amazing, right? Right? My life suddenly feels like it has ... order.
Now if only they can manage to duplicate today's extraordinary feat.
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Yeah, like that's going to happen. Hey, look, a flying pig!
