And the lord said, "Let there be light!"

.....and he got this. His "Free Rewards" card must have expired, or something.

Welcome to Mad Cow Diary, the blog devoted to bringing you the latest from the world's greatest lunchmeat. My name is James Erin Gruenzner, and here I will post everything of interest that happens to me, day in and day out, sanity optional. So, if you don't like reading about Walden Pond, our new car, and my oftentimes insane day-to-day life, feel free to navigate right away from this page. Otherwise, stick around. I have a feeling it's gonna be one hell of a ride.